Children aged 6-7 love silly jokes that play with words and unexpected endings. These jokes are perfect for school lunch boxes, family game nights, or whenever kids need a good laugh. Our collection features knock-knock jokes, animal puns, and riddles that are age-appropriate and easy to remember.
Parents appreciate that these jokes encourage language development and social skills while keeping things lighthearted. Kids will enjoy sharing these giggles with friends and may even create their own jokes after learning these simple formats.
One Liner Jokes
- ๐คช What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- ๐ Why did the pizza go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crusty!
- ๐ How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
- ๐ What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- ๐ฆ What’s an ice cream’s favorite movie? Cone Alone!
- ๐ญ Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- ๐งฆ Why are pirates so bad at singing? They can’t hit the high Cs!
- ๐ฅ What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
- ๐ Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
- ๐ How do you fit an elephant in the fridge? Open the door and put it in!
- ๐ What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s on you!
- ๐ What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
- ๐ What did the summer say to the spring? Help! I’m going to fall!
- ๐ Why don’t balloons ever tell jokes? They’re afraid they might burst!
- ๐ง What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Fun Q&A Jokes for Kids
- ๐ฆ Q: What do you call a kangaroo with a messy room? A: A jumble!
- ๐ฎ Q: What do you call a sad taco? A: A blue shell!
- ๐ Q: What do bees use to brush their hair? A: A honeycomb!
- ๐งโโ๏ธ Q: What room can no one enter? A: A mushroom!
- ๐ฆ Q: How do dinosaurs pay their bills? A: With tyrannosaurus checks!
- ๐ Q: Why did the car go to the doctor? A: It was feeling run down!
- ๐ฅ Q: What do you call a sad pancake? A: A flat-cake!
- ๐โโ๏ธ Q: Where do sharks go on vacation? A: Finland!
- ๐ Q: What’s a fruit’s favorite number? A: Pear-teen!
- ๐ Q: What did the math book say to the pencil? A: I’ve got problems!
- ๐ฎ Q: What’s a taco’s favorite day? A: Fry-day!
- ๐ถ Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers? A: They have two left feet!
- ๐ Q: What did the peach say to the plum? A: You’re plum crazy!
- ๐ช Q: What has a door but no room? A: A mushroom!
- ๐ Q: Why was the basketball court wet? A: The players kept dribbling!
Silly Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- ๐ง Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
- ๐ฆท What did the dentist say to the golfer? You have a hole in one!
- ๐ช What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- ๐ง What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!
- ๐ป What does a ghost wear when it’s raining? A boo-mbrella!
- ๐ฆ How do you know when there’s a giraffe in your fridge? The door won’t close!
- ๐ What does a pizza say when it introduces itself? Slice to meet you!
- ๐ธ๏ธ Where do spiders get their clothes? From the web store!
- ๐ What do you call a bear without shoes? Barefoot!
- ๐งฉ Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- ๐งธ What do teddy bears eat for lunch? Stuff-ed peppers!
- ๐งฆ What’s a sock’s favorite candy? Sock-olate!
- ๐งโโ๏ธ What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand-witch!
- ๐ What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- ๐ฟ What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
Knock Knock Jokes for Young Children

- ๐ช Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- ๐ Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
- ๐ Knock knock! Who’s there? Cows go! Cows go who? No, cows go moo!
- ๐ป Knock knock! Who’s there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
- ๐ Knock knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-lieve it or not, I’m outside your door!
- ๐ฎ Knock knock! Who’s there? Taco! Taco who? Taco bout a funny joke!
- ๐ฆ Knock knock! Who’s there? Who! Who who? What are you, an owl?
- ๐ฅ Knock knock! Who’s there? Nobel! Nobel who? Nobel… that’s why I knocked!
- ๐ง Knock knock! Who’s there? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy wind blows, the door closes!
- ๐ Knock knock! Who’s there? Baa! Baa who? Baa-d joke, right?
- ๐ฆ Knock knock! Who’s there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to keep doing these jokes?
- ๐ฝ Knock knock! Who’s there? Corn! Corn who? Corn on, open the door!
- ๐ Knock knock! Who’s there? Grapes! Grapes who? Grapes job answering the door!
- ๐โโ๏ธ Knock knock! Who’s there? Anita! Anita who? Anita use the bathroom!
- ๐ง Knock knock! Who’s there? Swiss! Swiss who? Swiss me, I missed you!
Clever Jokes for Kids
- ๐ง Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!
- ๐ฎ When potatoes have babies, what are they called? Tater tots!
- ๐ธ Why was the music teacher stuck outside? Because she forgot her keys!
- ๐งฎ What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
- ๐ต What instrument can you hear but not see? Your voice!
- ๐งช What did one scientist say to the other scientist? I’ve got my ion you!
- ๐ค What letter is always wet? The letter C!
- ๐ฆ What do you call a dinosaur that smashes into things? A tyrannosaurus wrecks!
- ๐ง Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- ๐งฉ How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
- ๐งต What do you call a sewing machine that doesn’t work? Pointless!
- ๐จ What did the ice cream say to the sad waffle cone? “What’s the scoop?”
- ๐งช How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- ๐ญ Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
- ๐ง What’s cold and always looks down? A refrigerEYEtor!
Short Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- ๐ I tried to catch fog yesterday. I mist!
- ๐ฆ What do you call a dino that crashes into things? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
- ๐ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like banana!
- ๐งฒ Why are magnets so funny? They have attractive personalities!
- ๐ช I had a joke about a revolving door, but it kept going around!
- ๐ Two fish swim into a wall. One says to the other, “Dam!”
- ๐ง My brain has too many tabs open and not enough RAM!
- ๐ Why don’t scientists trust atoms? They make up everything!
- ๐โโ๏ธ I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
- ๐ง Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie!
- ๐ฎ Yesterday I ate a clock. It was time-consuming!
- ๐งฆ What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- ๐ฆท What did the tooth say to the dentist? “Be gentle, I’m feeling sensitive!”
- ๐งธ Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up!
- ๐โโ๏ธ What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Animal Jokes for Kids
- ๐ What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
- ๐ What do elephants use for luggage? Their trunks!
- ๐ What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
- ๐ฆ Why don’t giraffes ever get lonely? Because they have such long necks to stick out for friends!
- ๐ท Where do pigs park their cars? In the porking lot!
- ๐ What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- ๐ฆ What do you call a sleeping lion? A lie-in!
- ๐ข Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station!
- ๐ What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
- ๐ Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- ๐ฆ What sound does a sleeping fox make? Zzzzz-fox!
- ๐ฐ Why don’t rabbits ever use combs? They prefer hare brushes!
- ๐ถ What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? “Ruff!”
- ๐ฆ What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoodini!
- ๐ฑ What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple!
Riddles and Jokes for Children

- ๐ญ I’m light as a feather, but even the strongest person can’t hold me for long. What am I? Breath!
- ๐งฉ I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, and rivers but no water. What am I? A map!
- ๐ช What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t alive? A glove!
- ๐ง What goes up but never comes down? Your age!
- ๐ What can travel around the world while staying in one corner? A stamp!
- ๐ What has eyes but cannot see? A potato!
- ๐งต What has a neck but no head? A bottle!
- ๐ What has many keys but can’t open a single lock? A piano!
- ๐ง What gets wetter as it dries? A towel!
- ๐ค What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter? An envelope!
- ๐ I’m full of holes but still hold water. What am I? A sponge!
- ๐ง What’s so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence!
- ๐งฉ What has 13 hearts but no other organs? A deck of cards!
- ๐ง What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!
- ๐ What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock!
Funny Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- ๐ง Why did the kid throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!
- ๐ What’s a volcano’s favorite food? Lavacakes!
- ๐ Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
- ๐ What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
- ๐ป What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Boo-berries!
- ๐งช Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- ๐ฎ Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
- ๐ช Why couldn’t the pony sing? She was a little hoarse!
- ๐ง What’s a monster’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
- ๐ง Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- ๐โโ๏ธ Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!
- ๐ธ What kind of music do planets like? Nep-tunes!
- ๐งธ What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed!
- ๐ How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!
- ๐งฆ What do you call a bear with no socks? Bare-foot!
Clean Jokes for Kids
- ๐ง๏ธ What falls but never gets hurt? Rain!
- ๐ง What did the salt say to the pepper? Season’s greetings!
- ๐ก Why don’t eggs tell jokes at home? They might crack up!
- ๐ง How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience!
- ๐ Why don’t balloons ever tell jokes? They’re afraid they might burst!
- ๐ What did one rainbow say to the other rainbow? Stop arching around!
- ๐ง What did the juice box say to the straw? “Nothing, juice boxes can’t talk!”
- ๐ญ Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- ๐ง What do you call a snowman in summer? A puddle!
- ๐ Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania!
- ๐งฉ Why was the broom late for school? It over-swept!
- ๐ฎ What do you call a sleeping taco? A siesta fiesta!
- ๐ง Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
- ๐ What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!
- ๐งโโ๏ธ What do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador!
Easy Jokes for Young Kids
- ๐ง Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
- ๐ง What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
- ๐ฎ What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!
- ๐งธ What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed!
- ๐ง What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
- ๐ป How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
- ๐ช What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
- ๐งฉ Why did the boy throw butter out the window? He wanted to see butterflies!
- ๐งท What did the little pin say to the balloon? “Hi, I’m your biggest fan!”
- ๐ง Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
- ๐ฅ What did the egg say to the frying pan? “You make me very hard!”
- ๐ What did the pizza say to the chef? “You’re gonna make me blush!”
- ๐ญ Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
- ๐ช Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
- ๐ง What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!
Jokes for Family Fun

- ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- ๐ What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
- ๐งฆ Where do socks go when they disappear from the dryer? To a better pair of shoes!
- ๐ฌ What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- ๐ฅ What did the pancake say to the butter? You’re on a roll!
- ๐ Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
- ๐ฆ What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Ice screams and oil!
- ๐ป What do ghosts call their true love? Their boo!
- ๐ง What did the cheese say before having its picture taken? Say “cheese!”
- ๐งธ What bear has no teeth? A gummy bear!
- ๐ช Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crumby!
- ๐ญ Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is!
- ๐งฉ Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
- ๐ Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ What did one plate say to another? Dinner’s on me tonight!
Birthday Jokes for Kids
- ๐ What did the cake say to the birthday girl? “You’re sweet sixteen!”
- ๐ What did the present tell the other present at the birthday party? “It’s what’s inside that counts!”
- ๐ฏ๏ธ Why are birthday cakes so wise? They’re full of candle power!
- ๐ What did the balloon say to the pin? “Hey, don’t burst my bubble!”
- ๐ Why was the birthday cake looking at its watch? It was waiting for its present time!
- ๐ Why did the girl put her birthday cake in the freezer? She wanted to ice it for later!
- ๐ง What did one candle say to the other? “Don’t birthday-shame me, I’m getting older too!”
- ๐ต Why was the birthday song afraid of the cake? Because it would get cut after they finished singing!
- ๐ How does a monster celebrate its birthday? With a SCREAM cake!
- ๐ฐ Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
- ๐ช What goes up but never comes down on your birthday? Your age!
- ๐ง Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up at the birthday party? It was two-tired from all the excitement!
- ๐ What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye Matey!” (I’m eighty!)
- ๐ง Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
- ๐ What kind of cake do fortune tellers like on their birthday? One they can see their future in!
School Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- ๐ What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!
- ๐๏ธ Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- ๐ What did the pencil say to the paper? “You’re looking sharp today!”
- ๐งฎ Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else!
- ๐ What do you call a teacher with no students? A vacation!
- ๐๏ธ What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says “spit out your gum” and the train says “chew chew”!
- ๐ Why did the ruler get in trouble at school? For not following the straight and narrow!
- ๐ง Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes!
- ๐ What kind of meals do math teachers eat? Square meals!
- ๐ Why did the kid study in the airplane? He wanted a higher education!
- ๐๏ธ What do you call a dinosaur that’s sleeping in class? A Tyrannosaurus Rest!
- ๐ Why did the book go to the doctor? It was missing some pages!
- ๐งฉ What did the clock say to the school bell? “You really know how to make me ring!”
- ๐ Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to high school!
- ๐๏ธ What did the pen say to the pencil? “You’ve got a good point!”
Seasonal Jokes for Kids
- โ๏ธ What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle!
- ๐ What do you call a fat pumpkin? A plumpkin!
- ๐ป Why don’t sunflowers ever say “Ahhhh” at the doctor? Because they say “AHHH-choo” instead!
- ๐ How do trees get on the internet? They log in!
- ๐ง๏ธ What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear!
- ๐ What did the summer say to the spring? “Help, I’m going to fall!”
- โ๏ธ What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes!
- ๐ Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
- ๐ What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
- ๐ How do you know when the sun is going to college? When it takes summer classes!
- ๐ฆ What key won’t open any door? A tur-key!
- ๐ฃ Why was the Easter egg hiding? It was a little chicken!
- ๐งค Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snow caps!
- ๐ What do Santa’s elves learn in school? The elf-abet!
- ๐ฆ What did summer say to spring? “Help, I’m about to fall!”
Frequently Asked Questions
What age group are these jokes best suited for?
These jokes are specifically designed for 6-7 year olds, with simple wordplay and concepts they can understand and enjoy.
How can parents use these jokes to bond with their children?
Share jokes during car rides, include joke notes in lunch boxes, or establish a daily “joke time” to create fun family moments.
Will these jokes help with my child’s development?
Yes! These jokes help develop language skills, improve cognitive abilities, and build social confidence.
Are these jokes appropriate for school settings?
Absolutely! Teachers can use these clean, child-friendly jokes for classroom ice-breakers or as rewards.
How can I help my child remember these jokes?
Start with shorter jokes, practice together, and encourage them to share their favorites with friends and family.
Conclusion
Humor plays a vital role in childhood development, fostering creativity, social skills, and emotional intelligence. These jokes offer more than just laughsโthey create opportunities for connection between parents and children, help kids develop confidence in social settings, and encourage language
As children share these jokes with friends and family, they learn timing, delivery, and the joy of bringing smiles to others’ faces. Keep the giggles going by encouraging your kids to create their own jokes and celebrating their sense of humor.

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